Working Reality

It's usually only when I have to make or take a quick phone call that Allstar wants to fuss his loudest! I really do try to be professional most of the time, but I just can't override the background noises! Haha...oh well, I wouldn't have it any other way. So grateful for my job letting me bring the baby, and just be partly here b/w taking care of work and babe.

Instructions for Installing a Husband

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?

Signed, Desperate.


DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.exe and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0; program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe! Tech Support

My mom fowarded this in an email to me. Hilarious!! Fortunately, upgrading my boyfriend to husband came almost perfectly, as most of you know. He does have to have a couple faults, because 100% perfect would make it boring.

Free Christmas Oranges Concert

This is one Christmas Event worth your time, you will walk away happy and filled with the Christmas spirit!

Christmas Oranges Benefit Concert - MONDAY NIGHT!
Monday, December 6th at 7 pm
Jordan High School Auditorium
95 East Beetdigger Boulevard in Sandy, UT 84070

Featuring: Marshall McDonald & Steven Sharp Nelson
Young Artist Chamber Players & Jordan High Chamber Choir
Celebrate this holiday season with a traditional program of holiday selections followed by a reading of the Christmas Oranges story as narrated by FM100's Rebecca Cressman and accompanied by the complete ensemble of performers.

Admission is free, however cash and food donations are strongly encouraged to benefit the Utah Food Bank.

This is Marshall McDonald. He used to be in our stake, and I worked with him a little with my old calling. He is an amazing pianist and music man, and person in general!

a Classic

The Scrunchy Face!

what makes it so funny is how the camera captured that akward in motion pose! Plus with his scrunchy face I guess his neck muscles tighten, which makes his body look even more silly and distorted!